THE FAMILY SECRETS
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We all have family secrets. I bet yours are worse. At least, I'm honest.
The Family - a loaded term.
I am American as is my nuclear family and extended family. I am not that Asian. Asian people are weird to me and assume wrongly about me. I don’t know you. I think you’re weird, cheap, and annoying. That’s why white and black people like me. Mexican and South American people think that they are me. They are wrong, ignorant, and embarassing.
I am Korean.
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I was born in Seoul, South Korea. I was adopted at 8 months old and flown across the world to Portland, OR via Holt International Adoption agency. I am a beyond legal import, unlike these fraudulent foreigners who stalk, surveil, and pretend that they’re like me. They copy me. They steal my content. They steal my style. They steal my work, ideas, and intellectual property and say that they made it - that they invented it. They didn’t. They’re liars. These people are Mexican, Black, and White. The Asians that I can tolerate are Korean. The rest are trash to me.
I do not like Vietnamese, Thai, or Chinese. They have all hurt me. Lied to and on me. Make me look bad and are annoying, cheap prostitutes who don’t have a pot to piss in and are worth less than a damn - like the Mexicans and South Americans who are like rapist blacks.
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I was adopted by Guy and Linda West. They are the masterminds behind my international adoption and childhood. Linda is lesbian for me and doesn’t care about anything other than money, her image, and what she has. She tries to steal my boyfriends, sabotage me, lie on me and about me and ruin everything that I build. Linda is lazy, incompetent, a nag, a liar, a spy, and ungrateful to have me as a daughter. I have a younger brother named Alan. He was adopted at 10 months, I believe, and arrived at the Philadelphia airport - I think? There’s video footage. Great-Uncle Bruce and his partner Uncle Bill were at both of our arrivals, since they can’t have kids and don’t qualify for adoption. I think being adopted by gay parents like Modern Family would be terrible. I think that’s a bad idea and isn’t fair to the child. That’s weird - in a bad way. A nuclear family is a mother, father, and children. That’s it. Dondada.
I was very excited to have a brother! I was sick of being an only child. I wasn’t jealous or mad about sharing attention. I wanted a sibling. I didn’t want to be alone. I like to take care of things and people. As an only child, before his arrival, I would play many imaginary games by myself and with my invisible friends - as I was mostly left alone to my own devices. Linda didn’t care that much. She was also jealous. She doesn’t like to share attention. She is one of five children.
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There’s photos of me and the gays. I’m sitting on their laps eating watermelon. They have big smiles. They definitely molested and raped us as babies and children. How would we know? Who would believe us? We’re just adopted babies.
Mind you - they had to apply for us. Guy and Linda had to pay and be deemed worthy of being parents. The gays just latched on for the joyride since they’re tragic messes.
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The Gay Uncles are on Guy’s side - the patrilineal side. The Wests. The Bossards.
Linda has a gay nun and many incest nutjobs on her German, pagan, Nazi side from Operation paperclip. Grandpa Karl’s parents were German immigrants from WWII. They were poor. He’s an architect and owned the land in Dayton and built on it before selling a good chunk to be made into other things - like churches and graveyards. We have a double lion family crest on that side. He designed and built the neighborhood. He and his brothers and adult sons had a architecture firm that was hit hard in 2008 with the recession. That links into the trillions missing from Nelson Serrano’s court case - when he was extradited from Ecuador. The unaccounted money or missing funds are due to Amnesty International lawyer fees, etc. and so on.
At the time, I had no idea. I also met Joe Biden in Delaware at a Cosi before he was Vice President during the Obama’s first round of presidency. Oblivious. We were living in Switzerland at the time. Linda is very stupid, ignorant, and selfish. She lies and is a narcissist - covert and overt. She loves to manipulate, control, and feign innocence as a quiet, church mouse… She’s anything but to be honest. Ask any of my exes or my past friends - they’ll all tell you that she’s jealous, weird, crazy, and sexually inappropriate. She’s lesbian for me and tries to be sexual to my friends and boyfriends like Guy. They have no boundaries are are ugly and off-putting.
Anyways…
They’re very embarrassing. I am the reason why our family was special. I am magic. I am money. Ugh. It’s such a complicated family tree and situation for me and Alan that it’s nearly impossible to fully convey everything without being wrongly judged, misunderstood on purpose, or having people just be straight out racist and hateful because of their own shortcomings, prejudices, and retardations.
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We are the only kids that got out.
The other, I dont know - let’s say 30 cousins, approximately all grew up in an insulated, cesspool of self-inflated importance in the Midwest. Ohio and Missouri, if I could the Gliebes.
Alan has never been good at English or been masterful with language, because of all of the early childhood and lifelong sexual, verbal, emotional, physical, and mental abuse that Guy and Linda simultaneously unleashed on us at their whim.
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We were both special children. Precocious. Cute. Charming. Intelligent. Funny. Attractive. People loved us - wanted to be around us, invited us to things and places, and wanted us on their teams. Guy and Linda only have social lives and friends because of us. We have been used our entire lives by white people for their personal image and benefit.
We’ve dealt with racism, judgment, and jealousy since day one.
Is that our fault? Who’s to blame? Really…
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A Family Breakdown:
Linda West is Linda Zengel. Her mother in Connie Zengel or Constance Mormon. Her father is Karl Zengel. The oldest brother is Steve Zengel. Then Linda. Then Karen Zengel. Karl Jr. Zengel. Lisa Zengel is the baby.
The Cousins:
Lauren West
Alan West
(Linda & Guy)
Scott Keith
Aubrey Keith
Zachary Keith
Ian Keith
(Karen & Todd - Alan’s Godparents)
Karly Zengel
Kyle Zengel
(Steve & Donna)
Dane Lambert
Claire Lambert
Bing Lambert
Margot Lambert
Nina Lambert
(Lisa & Eric)
Childless
(Karl & Bink)
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They were privileged children who walk around like - do you know who my daddy is? (Barf.)
They have many secrets to hide. From what I gather, they were early into porn, sex swinging, prostitution, and incest. They made a lot of money and had a lot of land. I’m assuming gang, mob, and whatever else.
Since Alan and I are adopted from Seoul as babies through Holt International, we are essentially chipped and tagged baby sharks sent to the New World for intel and political reasons involving power, exploitation, pedophilia, war, drugs, incest, porn, and more.
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Guy West was born with one kidney, ingrown toes, and prematurely. I’m assuming there was incest, fetal alcohol syndrome, and drug use. His older sister, Jeanel Gliebe was an accident baby out of wedlock. She was essentially a bastard from a first date one-night stand. They had a shotgun wedding - whatever that means…
Surely they all loved each other, and it was a happy ending for all.
Maureen West was Maureen Bossard. Bill West or William West is the father. Her parents were Ralph and Lorraine. His parents were Guy and Bawma. I still don’t remember her name. I met Guy West was born with one kidney, ingrown toes, and prematurely. I’m assuming there was incest, fetal alcohol syndrome, and drug use. His older sister, Jeanel Gliebe was an accident baby out of wedlock. She was essentially a bastard from a first date one-night stand. They had a shotgun wedding - whatever that means…
Surely they all loved each other, and it was a happy ending for all.
Maureen West was Maureen Bossard. Bill West or William West is the father. Her parents were Ralph and Lorraine. His parents were Guy and Bawma. I still don’t remember her name. I met Bapa.
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The Cousins:
Jessalyn Gliebe
Karalyn Gliebe - She stole Jessalyn’s identity at the DMV as a teen for fraud. She stole my last name as her modeling name.
(Jeanel & Greg)
Lauren West
Alan West
(Guy & Linda)
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The Gliebes of Missouri:
Ron & Donna Gliebe (Grandparents)
Greg Gliebe & Jeanel Gliebe (My Godparents)
Mark & Beth Gliebe (Illinois) - Megan & Alex
Mike & His Ex-Wife - Christine & Adam
The other uncle with twins and a boy.
Lisa Gliebe - divorced and on Xanax
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So that’s that for the family lineup.
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Ron has been to the condo here. Greg has been to the condo here with and without Jeanel. Pop pop started the tradition of visiting Sarasota for Spring Training - The Cincinnati Reds. They know the Rebelays (spelling?) of the Orioles. Hi, Joy.
This has been my nuclear family’s home since I was about 11 or 12. We moved to Switzerland after my 8th grade graduation. Before we moved, a cultural ambassador came here for me and Alan to teach us about Swiss culture before we moved to ease the transition. She gave us some coloring worksheets and burned the popcorn in the microwave while we watched The Sound of Music and Heidi. Edelweiss.
This is the last childhood family home I have.
The other family members are so jealous, blind, selfish, and narcissistic. They can’t let anyone have anything that is rightfully theirs.
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What they don’t understand is the levels and degrees of pain that Alan and I have had to overcome along with Linda and Guy, but they are adults. They bought us. It’s different.
They’re truly disgusting, dishonorable, and sexually disturbed. They’re greedy, money-hungry, materialistic, and mentally ill narcissists who do not have lives or friends. Hence, they have to ruin, sabotage, lie, and destroy all that The West family has built.
They’re evil villains. All they do is copy, steal, talk shit, judge, hate, and bullshit.
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Karalyn was “discovered” in an airport. She and Jessalyn got the opportunity of a lifetime to be on a reality show in Panama. That never aired. Karalyn was a model. Jessalyn was a dancer. They both worked at Abercrombie in Gahana or Blacklick, OH which is Columbus at the Polaris Mall adjacent to New Albany, which is the white picket fence, affluent neighbhorhood. Leslie Wexner is the founder of The Limited and Victoria Secret. Jeffrey Epstein is his POA. Every Christmas, the cousins bring down the gifts at the rich church. I wonder what their spies and scouts report back to them in the annals of privacy in hushed whispers…
They moved to NYC to pursue their modeling and dancing careers. They’re older than me. Karalyn has always been jealous of me and possessive stemming from early infancy. She is a narcissist and copies me and pretends like its her idea, as do many other past friends, exes, coworkers, peers, coaches, influencers, celebrities, musicians, etc., and the like.
She was on Project Runway. They lived in Queens Astoria. The gay uncles Bruce and Bill live in NYC. I went to Columbia University in high school for a summer program with my best friend at the time. I did Creative Writing and she did Biology. We went to musicals and broadway to see Spring Awakening multiple times because that was her favorite. It’s only awkward, because they lie and plot and scheme. If they were honest and actually good people, it wouldn’t be weird. They’re weird, so they make it weird. They say we’re weird, but who’s the popular and successful ones in the real world abroad and domestically.
They try to copy us, but they could never.
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One Christmas in high school, I really really wanted a nice designer bag like all of the other girls at school, because everyone is richer than me. I needed that to stay afloat and somewhat fit in as the only Korean American girl at Zurich International School. I had gone to Catholic private school from K-8, so I was learning how to dress and style myself in Europe to fit in. They were so jealous and hateful. They’re so selfish and made a huge fuss about why they didn’t get one.
That’s them…
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On Linda’s side, the family is very set in their ways and smalltown boss family system. Grandpa is the head of the house and everyone falls into place and into line. Grandma always makes the same dinners and does water arobics. It’s calmer there. That’s my safe place, ironically.
Every Christmas, Sister Betty Anne arrives before everyone to sit with Grandma and Grandpa and check in on us, I presume. I always go for a run in between Christmases. We drive from Columbus to Dayton in the same day. It’s only an hour drive-ish.
The weird removed uncle with cancer comes for dinner in addition to all of the aunts and uncles with his Russian mail-order bride and her child - Yuri. That’s always a bit awkward, but we try to be nice. The year Kyle went with me on the Christmas roadtrip to get my stuff from Chicago and my exes, he talked to Yuri and it was disturbing.
Grandpa is obsessed with videocameras and photographs, as is Nana and Jeanel on the other side. My life has been documented on camera since I was a baby. We were child stars. Grandpa also has an accordian. We went to the German Festival with them as kids. Every summer, growing up, Grandma would take us to King’s Island with her envelope of money and all of the grandkids of varying ages and the aunts. That was childhood to us.
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Uncle Bill is a playwright. He was nominated for a Tony for his Broadway Musical - Sideshow. He’s toured all over the world with that. He’s from North Dakota and sold Bibles in Hawaii.
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Uncle Bruce is a secretary. He’s scary and abusive. He writes poetry.
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The Gliebes are their own entity that I try to ignore and keep separate, because they weird me out. I don’t like Missouri and have no desire to ever go to St. Louis, personally. I can live without that experience and die happy.
They’re most likely mob or mafia or something. They’re Italian German with alcohol and drug problems. That’s generational karma that overlaps with Bill a.k.a. Pop Pop and Guy’s trauma.
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If I use my context clues - I would guess:
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Pop Pop was raped by Bawmaw and Bawpaw and abused. Bawpaw was a cook in the Navy and Bawmaw worshiped Bill as her Golden Boy. Either she was an alcoholic or Nana’s mom, but I think Bawmaw is the one who would hide the gin bottle under her bed and yell at little Guy with one kidney and colostomy bag as a premature in the NICU to fetch it for her.
I think Nana was raped by her dad, Ralph. Bruce obviously has issues. I’m guessing he was raped by both and was fucking with Joy (their sister that we aren’t allowed to know or talk to or about). I would guess that Pop Pop liked Joy and that angered Maureen even more. She has a son named Stewart who bought an Asian wife in her early 20s when I was in my mid-20s. We do not interact with him or them, because they fuck each other. Stewart looks like a violent Colonel Sanders pimp, and his mom owned an antique furniture store.
Greg is a gay elf that married Jeanel, because they couldn’t find anyone else. Back in those days, you just get married, like Linda and Guy. High school sweethearts is the euphemism. At least they stay married, I suppose. Stay together for the children, because that’s healthy? At least there’s no alimony and step-parents to do more rape and scam for theft etc. I would guess that Jeanel and Pop Pop made Karalyn, because they’re all an incestual cesspool of mess. Jessalyn probably blew Pop Pop on the college drive to Temple University. She dropped out after a year - who else raped her? She played bassoon in high school, because her teacher said it’d help her get a scholarship. It didn’t. Bad advice for personal reasons, I presume. Greg was probably beaten by his father and raped by his mother and ganged up on by his brothers, because he’s the soft, runt of the litter. That says more about his brothers than him to be honest, in my personal opinion. Mike gives super weird, racist, rapist vibes. He’s divorced. His ex-wife was desperate and thirsty at Jessa’s wedding. I don’t think Christine went to that one, because she was probably being in an incestuous relationship or raped by him. She has big boobs. Adam played baseball. They tried to do arranged marriage with Adam and me. Mark and Beth are more like our family with Megan and Alex, to be honest. We are the least problematic, but the example template families that others see as aspirational, albeit stand-offish and more on the periphery than the main stars at the family gatherings.
Nobody’s perfect.
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Linda, Karen, and Lisa all vie for Grandpa’s attention. Lisa is the daddy’s girl that works at a bar and has 5 kids like Grandma. Her husband was a Sears-Roebuck and catalogue model. She made a deal and got a red corvette or mustang instead of college tuition. I’m fairly confident that they all did porn or were prostitutes. They’re all heavily incestual. Karl and Steve look like greasy backwoods white trash beer dudes. They own it.
They all lie to me and Alan of course. More so to me.
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When I was healing here, I asked Guy and Linda if they remembered a birthday party when I was two and holding a balloon on the floor and if there were strippers and alcohol and drugs. They said yes. To my surprise. So I was right…
I had done a deep hypnosis and regression therapy session with a local practitioner who was recommended to me by my masseuse’s friend/client/fuck buddy who I had heard of from my yoga teacher at the yoga shack. I did her branding for her yoga studio in Bradenton. Then covid happened. That took a hit on everyone’s business, especially brick and mortar.
Do not believe the lies, gossip, slander, and bs people say and spread about me here. They don’t know. They don’t me. They’re just jealous, haters and saboteurs. #whitegirlissues
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So anyways, I believe that I was part of Pizzagate. Portland, Oregon in the 90s? The early early 90s? The wee 90s. Then Delaware, of all places. The Gliebes were in New Hampshire at that time. There’s a masonic temple in Delaware. Anyways, is Lorne Michaels my dad?
I’m pretty sure I was in an elite pedophilia ring as a child and raised in a cult.
Catholicism is a cult, but what religion isn’t a cult.
There are other kinds of cults, like the kidney cult of the 7 of Korea. What is a sting operation?
Why was Jeanel fine but Guy was born that way? Or was he?
Why did Maureen and Bill’s third child - Bill Jr. die? Infant mortality.
We don’t talk about little Bill. That’s their Bruno, I guess…
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