
I AM THE ART IN THE ARTIST
ABOUT ME
MY REAL NAME IS LAUREN WEST.
I prefer to be a celebrity and famous woman of color as an emblem of nothingness in a seemingly increasingly artificial and shoddy world lacking of quality, integrity, and creativity. Some of my featured articles on the international digital publication of Brainz Magazine is a well-reputed and Sweden-based.
ARCHIVED WEBSITE COPY
I followed my personal spiritual business coaches recommendation and worked with her copywriter. She was rude and had to apologize. In one email, she wrote. "what do you want me to do? pull it out of my ass..". #passiveshade
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*Sidebar: I paid a premium price for her luxury copywriter services despite the coaching homie-hook-up deal.






Hi. Hello. Hey.
My purpose is to serve and my passion is to shine. I'm a certified Holistic Health Coach, Reiki Master, New Paradigm MDT-13D, Yoga Teacher, and have moved over 10 times.
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I was born is Seoul, South Korea, grew up in Snellville, GA and went to high school in Zurich, Switzerland. I went to college and worked in Chicago, IL. Currently, I am based in the Gulf Coast of Florida.
MY PAST IN BRIEF
AT A GLANCE
I'm a dog mom based in Florida. I've lived all over the world and traveled since I was a baby. At 8 months old, I was adopted by Catholic, white parents from Dayton, OH. We have lived all over the United States and were expats abroad in Zurich, CHF when I was in high school. After winning the Thomas Leck English Award in High School, I was then a high achiever at DePaul University in Lincoln Park, IL as an Honors Student on The Dean's List every quarter with a partial academic scholarship. I graduated in three years and enjoyed my time as a well-known and reputable socialite and intelligentsia.
I predicted my future
I was forced to make a powerpoint presentation of my ideas and future for my adoptive parents, because they demanded information and input power like spies and tyrants, as per usual. I made a deck for the Christmas Presentation of my and Christian's future...
Were we engaged?
​He was on his phone the whole time.
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*Hindsight is 2020.








Education & Credentials

REIKI MASTER
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